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Bill quizzed all his friends, co workers, clients and anyone he happened to bump into, as to what would be a good anniversary present. Not willing to trust himself to pick out the right flowers, Bill called up a local flower shop with strict instructions to deliver the biggest most beautiful bouquet of flowers first thing in the morning with the following note “Happy Anniversary Year Number Two! “Martha”, said Rosie to her best friend, “it was terrible what happened yesterday after the birthday party.
” The morning of the Anniversary Bill made sure Suzy would be the one to answer the door as he waited anxiously in the other room. ” Hollered Suzie angrily holding up his well thought out note, “Happy Anniversary You’re Number Two! But there was one thing that drove Mary absolutely crazy, and that was no matter how many times she told Dave how important it was to her that he come on time for dinner, he never did. You know how half of the birthday cake was left over? ” “He never found it”, responded Rosie with a full double chin smile, “I just baked another cake and ate half of it!
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